'ello. There are some dark and surreal musings here. Don't read or listen if you might be shocked or offended. If you're the sort of person that doesn't get off on the prospect of finding a couple lay-by parked making squelchy love to each other whilst wearing santa suits, you should probably leave.
If, on the other hand, you'd like to whip out a camera phone and get a little video of their jingle-bells cow-girl; if you'd tremble with excitement as a swerving truck ploughed into the car; if you keep the camera steady in the glass confetti lacerating their scantily clad bodies; if you'd take it home and watch it again and again, slow motion, then fast reverse, slow motion, fast reverse ad hilarium; if you'd do silly voices, deep and booming for the slow motion, squeaky and distorted for the rewind; if you'd put it on youtube:
You are a sick fuck.
If you can't be bothered to check back every sunday...