Where the wire things are: 2008

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Surgical Nostalgia

Mister Lucas' influence inflames a gastric lining.

Guest voice is H

Monday, 24 March 2008

Language Fascists

Penal service perverts pedant. A confession.

Music is clamantis in deserto from Zephyrus' Angelus, provided by magnatunes.

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

The calorific and salt content, a dissect of knowledge

Guess who's back?

Neither you nor your Big Friend are safe

'ello. There are some dark and surreal musings here. Don't read or listen if you might be shocked or offended. If you're the sort of person that doesn't get off on the prospect of finding a couple lay-by parked making squelchy love to each other whilst wearing santa suits, you should probably leave.

If, on the other hand, you'd like to whip out a camera phone and get a little video of their jingle-bells cow-girl; if you'd tremble with excitement as a swerving truck ploughed into the car; if you keep the camera steady in the glass confetti lacerating their scantily clad bodies; if you'd take it home and watch it again and again, slow motion, then fast reverse, slow motion, fast reverse ad hilarium; if you'd do silly voices, deep and booming for the slow motion, squeaky and distorted for the rewind; if you'd put it on youtube:

You are a sick fuck.

Where the wire things are